4 pounds in 4 days
Welcome!
I'd like to welcome you to the New Boyfriend Weight Loss Plan!
First, precede New Boyfriend with reasonably poor nutrition.
Next, fall in love.
Third, and this is the vital part, lay around gazing at New Boyfriend. The weight will simply FALL OFF OF YOU!
Now, look at yourself. You look fabulous! Celebrate with a pizza and a Heineken! You're skinny, you have a man, and now you have a pizza and a beer. Life is good!
I'd like to welcome you to the New Boyfriend Weight Loss Plan!
First, precede New Boyfriend with reasonably poor nutrition.
Next, fall in love.
Third, and this is the vital part, lay around gazing at New Boyfriend. The weight will simply FALL OFF OF YOU!
Now, look at yourself. You look fabulous! Celebrate with a pizza and a Heineken! You're skinny, you have a man, and now you have a pizza and a beer. Life is good!
posted by Jessica @ Monday, August 01, 2005
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