Unique New York

Just like a regular woman, only crankier.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Um, 1-800-JENNY-20?...

So, this morning, I go in, and one of the patients says to me, "Are those your real hips?" Naturally, I say, "huh?" And she says, "Are those your real hips, or do you have another woman down there?"

So, I think I'll forego lunch. Forever.

Because dude, when even mental patients think you're fat...

3 Comments:

  • At 8:09 AM , Blogger Natalie said...

    Whatev. You looked down right beautiful in your wedding dress. So there.

     
  • At 6:43 AM , Blogger Mizzou379 said...

    Yes, I have seen you recently and you look fabulous. Ignore the crazies.

     
  • At 6:20 PM , Blogger Mizzou379 said...

    Hellloooo. I need something to read at 4 am feedings.

     

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