Elephants

I went to my local liquor store to pick up some wine, and I saw something awesome. The checker woman was this tiny (and I mean itsy) Asian lady, and she spoke broken english. She had this pink tee shirt on that had an elephant on it. It said, "Ain't nothin' wrong with a little junk in the trunk". First of all this woman had no junk, and I doubt the existance of her trunk. I am pretty sure she just has a place where her legs meet. Also, I am reasonably certain she did not know what "junk in the trunk" means. Which is awesome. I have this idea in my head that she was at one of the local shops and went, "Hooray! Elephant!" and bought the shirt. So cool.