Unique New York

Just like a regular woman, only crankier.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Quiz

Because it's FUN...Courtesy of Rachel:
FOUR NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jessica
2.Jess
3. Jessica
4. Jessica "Runs with Scissors" Stanford

FOUR SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1.auntiebooyah
2. jjstanford79
3. phatgrrl
4. jjstanford

FOUR THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My intelligence
2. My compassion
3. My taste in music
4. My kindness

FOUR THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My temper
2. My high blood pressure
3. My impatience
4. That clearly, number 1 and number 3 add to my high blood pressure.

FOUR PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Irish
2. Choctaw
3. Russian Chasidic Jew
4. Golden Retriever

FOUR THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Car wrecks
2. The current presidential administration
3. Pervasive individualism at the expense of communitarianism
4. Fish

FOUR OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. 2 cups of coffee
2. West Wing
3. Jon
4. Music

FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A billabong tee-shirt
2. Some off-brand jeans that make my booty look good
3. Underpants that say Cheese n' Qwackers
4. Light makeup

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS (of all time):
1. Stevie Wonder
2. The Skatalites
3. Joe Jackson
4.Warsaw

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (of all time):
1. "For Once in My Life" - Stevie Wonder
2. "Jah No Dead" - Burning Spear
3. "Just What I Needed"- The Cars
4. "Slow Song" - Joe Jackson

FOUR NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Enrolling in a research study
2. Moving into a cool part of Brooklyn
3. Going to school without having anxiety attacks
4. Traveling to some part of Asia during my break

FOUR THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Humor
2. The ability to evolve together
3. Common values
4. Affection

THREE TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I speak fluent French.
2. I have depression.
3. I am thinking about becoming a lobbyist.
4. I pee standing up.

FOUR THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Big Forearms
2. A sense of humor.
3. A sense of kindness.
4. Self awareness

FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Watching West Wing
2. Learning new languages
3. Shopping for trinkets (I'm trying to buy back Manhattan)
4. Listening to reggae/going to reggae shows

FOUR THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Move to the Northern part of Brooklyn
2. Hire a helicopter pilot to facilitate my commute to Long Island.
3. Beam all of my friends from Denver to Brooklyn
4. Mix my blood pressure medication with alcohol.

FOUR CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Therapist for families with children with disabilities
2. Therapist for American Indians through Indian Health Services
3. Therapist/Mother/Wife
4. Superhero/Tiger

FOUR PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Belgium
2. Vietnam
3. British Virgin Islands
4. Japan

FOUR GIRLS' NAMES:
1. Emma
2. Lauren
3. Ella
4. Grace

FOUR BOYS' NAMES:
1. Nolan
2. Shannon
3. David
4. Jacob

FOUR THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Become a wife and mother.
2. Make sure the children I have are kind above all else
3. Get a place in the mountains
4. See the Great Wall of China

FOUR WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I like cars
2. I think people mean what they say
3. I don't cry very easily in front of people.
4. I like whiskey

FOUR WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. I love shoes, especially pointy ones
2. I love getting my eyebrows waxed
3. I love puppies and babies
4. I love hearing about my friends who get pregnant, engaged, married, and when I hear about those things, I squeal loudly and clap.

TEN CELEBRITIES I'D TOTALLY DO (in no certain order):
1. Ron Howard
2. John Malkovich
3. Richard Schiff (purr)
4. Rob Reiner
5. Amy Sedaris
6. Eddie Izzard
7. Eminem ( I had a dream about him once that he worked at the same daycare I did)
8. Bjork
9. Joaquin Phoenix
10. Colin Firth

FOUR PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Jon
2. Beebread
3. Erin
4. My mom