Unique New York

Just like a regular woman, only crankier.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I'm not cooking lasagna

2 Odd Questions-------
[1] What is your middle name? Jane
[2] What color is your mailbox: Black
[3] Last time you kissed someone: About 2 minutes ago
[4] Have you ever hit a deer? A dead one, and I had to clean its entrails out from my undercarriage. Gross.
[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? Yep. Good ol' Koscuisko(sp?)
[6] Who checks the mail in your house? Either one of us
[7] How many TVs are in your house? 1
[8] Do you know anyone with the same ring tone as you? I don't have that kind of mental energy to catalogue ring tones
[9] What do you do first in the morning? Walk dogs. Then open my eyes.
[10] What brand is your printer? Russell's
[11] Do you enjoy fighting with people? It's a NY sport I haven't taken on yet.
[12] Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Wavy, bitches.
[13] Who was your kindergarten teacher? Deithra Funk. She had a homemade perm.
[14] Are you taller than your mother? 2 inches. We are wee bog people.
[15] Do you have a favorite word? I like Fresca as a word.
[16] Are you good? Oh sure.
[17] What do you do to get over a broken heart? Call me a romantic, but printing up his death notice and sex with a stranger is I think a surefire way to heal.
[18] Do you have a deep dark secret? Nope.
[19] Drink of choice: Diet Coke
[20] Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? Hahaha. no.
[21] Does anything on your body hurt? My soul. And my toe that I crunched in my high heel shoe today.
[22] Do you often cry during movies? No.
[23] Do you hate your life? Dude, I just got a gaming chair, and my husband and I play Playstation 2. Our life is pretty fucking good.
[24] Number of pets: 2 dogs
[25] Are there any animals that scare you? Fish.
[26] Do you get mad easily? Hmm.. only in the car.
[27] Can't wait for? I can wait out anything.
[28] What is your biggest pet peeve? Undue senses of entitlement
[29] Favorite song: Slow Song, by Joe Jackson.
[31] Weather outside: Crisp and lovely.
[32] Most attractive quality about you: I am a good sport.
[33] You're in the mood for? Another vacation.
[34] Do any of your friends have kids? Some, but not many,
[35] If you could have a threesome with any 2 celebrities, who? I like Lyndsay's Jenna Jameson and anyone response, but I think I would say Eddie Izzard and Sarah Silverman. That would be a funny threesome.
[36] Do you have any friends? I have more family than friends, but yes, I have friends.
[37] Do you have any mean friends? Haha. They are the fun friends. Yes.
[38] What is the ugliest color in your opinion? Orange. Whose idea was that?
[39] Have you ever liked someone who all your friends couldn't stand? My god, just about anyone except my husband.
[40] Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff? Gah! No!
[41] Have you ever been fired from a job? Nope.
[42] What year was your house built? The year Italians started hiding in it? I have no idea.
[43] When was the last time you slept in someone else’s bed? Ech. No.
[44] What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing? Anne Taylor Loft.
[45] How tall are you? 5’4”
[46] What is the closest green object? My duvet
[47] What is on your feet? Memory foam slippers
[48] Do you always wear underwear? Not during my extracurricular activities.
[49] Do you want to have kids? Of course
[50] Who is the last person who you would expect to be gay? My dad.
[51] Do you know how to draw? Nope.
[52] What’s your mother's middle name? Lauren
[53] Stupidest movie you ever saw: Bruce Almighty
[54] Do you collect comic books? I have a very close friend who does
[55] Do you look like your dad? Yes. Both of them.
[56] Do you have any TV shows on DVD? The West Wing, Lost, The Shield, Kids in the Hall, The Decalogue, King of the Hill, Arrested Development,...we like our commercial-free TV
[57] Are you wearing make up? Yes.
[58] Do you have a tattoo? Yes
[59] You win the lottery and you: Pay off my student loan, pay off our combined debt, buy a house...many sensible things.
[60] How many pairs of underwear do you have? Huh?
[61] Are you hungry at the moment? No
[62] Favorite movie of all time: Frida