Unique New York

Just like a regular woman, only crankier.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Um, 1-800-JENNY-20?...

So, this morning, I go in, and one of the patients says to me, "Are those your real hips?" Naturally, I say, "huh?" And she says, "Are those your real hips, or do you have another woman down there?"

So, I think I'll forego lunch. Forever.

Because dude, when even mental patients think you're fat...